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Subject:Yum score sheet.
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100. Venison
Yes. Delightful stuff a bit lean and gamy at times its definite welcomed on my table.
99. Nettle tea
No. it has been suggested quite recently that it might help me but I’m not sure
98. Huevos rancheros
No. Surprisingly I haven’t order it just have always wanted different breakfast fair. Next time its offered for sure :P
97. Steak tartare
Yes. Me like raw meat.
96. Crocodile
Yes. Living in Louisiana its relatively easy to get more often Alligator but Crocodile also available.
95. Black pudding
No. I wouldn’t be opposed to having it but I’m not going out of my way to do so.
94. Cheese fondue
Yes. Thanks to my dear friends in Seattle I’ve experienced some of the most delightful dishes on the planet.
93. Carp
Yes. It’s been awhile but my Grandmother back in Hawaii served it. But as a child I wouldn’t have appreciated it.
92. Borscht
Yes. Meh.
91. Baba ghanoush
Yes. If I have to it my eggplant this would not be my first choice.
90. Calamari
Yes. PLEASE!
89. Pho
YES. Emegency Pho reserve running dangerously low must, eat more Pho.
88. PB&J sandwich
Yes. It freaks me out that some people have not had this absolute child time favorite.
87. Aloo gobi
Yes. I have to be in the mood for India but its good.
86. Hot dog from a street cart
Yes. I think the dogs I got on the Street of Vancouver Canada were top notch.
85. Epoisses
No. Sadly, my cheesy savvy is not up to my expectation of par, but I’d give it a go.
84. Black truffle
No. Price prohibited sigh.
83. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
Yes. Nothing me more satisfying then making your own apple wine. Just don’t let your mother catch your teenage ass doing it.
82. Steamed pork buns
Yes. Know as Manapua or Hum-Bow in Hawaii this stuff ROCKS. Eat it, you must.
81. Pistachio ice cream
Yes. Not a fan.
80. Heirloom tomatoes
Yes. If you want to know what a tomato hook punch to the jaw feels like eat this one YUMTASTIC.
79. Fresh wild berries
Yes. Blackberries have always been my favorite wild berry but I still have to go huckleberry hunting. Hint, hint.
78. Foie gras
No. Knowing that the animals are force fed to get this product makes it unappetizing.
77. Rice and beans
Yes. Duh! Louisiana has many Beans and rice dishes.
76. Brawn, or headcheese
No. Right up there with blood pudding. I’d try it but I’m not going out of my way to order it.
75. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
Yes. It kinda of spiritual experience to be in that much agony over something so small and benign.
74. Dulce de leche
Yes. Troysmale actually know a recipe which is surprisely easy and UBER tasty.
73. Oysters
Yes. A sack of Oysters a keg of beer Tabasco and Lemon and get ready to enjoy the evening.
72. Baklava
Yes. I’ve had it on several occasions but it never really hit me as a must have.
71. Bagna cauda
No. it sounds interesting I’m always a big fan of dip.
70. Wasabi peas
Yes. As far as snack food goes this one is NOT on the list of favorites.
69. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
Yes. Ivar’s has a good bowl. I’ve always been a fan of claw chowder. Red white or otherwise.
68. Salted lassi
No. I might consider the sweet version of this drink but the savory one is right out.
67. Sauerkraut
Yes. Pickled cabbage is good stuff.
66. Root beer float
Yes. I also enjoy his cousin Coke float MMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
65. Cognac with a fat cigar
No. Though not a smoker I would consider having a Cognac with friends as they puffed away on some righteous stogie
64. Clotted cream tea
No. Always wanted to just never got around to it.
63. Vodka jelly/Jell-O shot
Yes. There are bars which sells “shots” in syringes. SICK.
62. Gumbo
Yes. As a young man growing up in the Pelican state, Gumbo has always been readily available.
61. Oxtail
Yes. Zippy’s has an Oxtail soup served with boiled peanuts that is absolutely wonder.
60. Curried goat
No. I’ve had Curry. I’ve had Goat. Just never at the same time.
59. Whole insects
Yes. It’s amazing what you find palatable when you’re poor and hungry.
58. Phaal
No. its apparent that the writer of this article loves India food. :P
57. Goat’s milk
Yes. We lived with a family friend, which raises goats. I’ve even had goats milk raw. HA!
56. Single malt whisky
Yes. I’m not a hard drinker but I did once have a drink with some friends in Kirkland. Scotch was the drink of the evening. Let’s just say. I needed a superfood in the morning to combat the hangover.
55. Fugu
No. swim away Fugu! Fugu! Swim away from the vortex!
54. Chicken tikka masala
Yes. Delicous better cold the next day.
53. Eel
Yes. I heart sushi.
52. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
Yes. Sugar coma button.
51. Sea urchin
Yes. My brother thinks it taste like fish poop. I’d rather eat the fish poop.
50. Prickly pear
Yes. It is absolutely imperative that you remove ever single last one of the barbs on these jewels of the desert.
49. Umeboshi
Yes. I had lotsa Japanese friends in Hawaii and was introduce to this fruit early on. Some people use a pickle version of it rice balls.
48. Abalone
Yes. I haven’t met a clam I didn’t like… to eat.
47. Paneer
No. Sadly, as before, my cheesy savvy is not up to my expectation of par, but I’d give it a go. Why must you taught me with your creamy cheesy goodness?
46. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
Yes. Indeed unless… 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun…. Sorry I couldn’t resist.
 45. Spaetzle
No. Sounds quite edible. I must say I love my chicken and dumplings so this sounds quite tasty.
44. Dirty gin martini
No. though not a martini fan I do like olives so I’d give it a whirl if someone was buying :P
43. Beer above 8% ABV
I’m not sure. I’ve had a variety of beers in my life and I prefer the more stout of these beverages. The one I’m really interested in trying is Sam Adams Olympus which I believe would fit the bill for number 43.
42. Poutine
No. So, so close. I’ve had brown gravy on fries and I’ve had cheesy curls with fries but not the combo. Drat!
41. Carob chips
No. If you’re planning to substitute chocolate with anything your going the wrong way seriously.
40. S’mores
Yes. Ah, what campfire would be complete without a bag of marshmallows a box of graham crackers and a stash of Hersey’s Chocolate Bars.
39. Sweetbreads
No. I’ve heard of Humble Pie, & Haggis. But I’d be hard press to pay top dollar to eat something inside when I could have a big piece of yum.
38. Kaolin
No. Again clay would be better spent making dishes instead of being one.
37. Currywurst
No. I love sausage made from almost anything. Down South they make a sausage called Boudin. Look it up. YUMSKI.
36. Durian
Yes. Though not widely available in most market there are some specialty store you can find it. For myself, Meh. I’d rather have Li Hing Mui. Look it up too. Hehehe.
35. Frogs’ legs
Yes. Surprisingly tasty. Like chicken a little stringy. There’s a restaurant near Pineville LA that serves em up all you can eat. And I hurt myself :P
34. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
Yes, Yes, Yes, & Yes. Fried Dough=Happy Campers! Do not forget to enjoy the sauce.
33. Haggis
No. If served I’d have to give it a go. USFDA doesn’t allow the selling of this kind of organ meat here so its kinda hard to get but if serve I’m pretty sure I’d eat it.
32. Fried plantain
Yes. MMMM fried fruit. Kinda sweet kind starchy but soooooooooooo good.
31. Chitterlings, or andouillette
Yes, & Yes. Those crazy Cajun are always coming up with some tasty viddles.
30. Gazpacho
Yes. You know its a lot better if you throw if in the Microwave for a few minutes :P
29. Caviar and blini
No. Fish eggs and pancakes?? Only on a dare.
28. Louche absinthe
No. I’ve always been curious about the green fairy but I really have fell the need to hunt it down.
27. Gjetost, or brunost
No. Behold the power of brown cheese.
26. Roadkill
Yes. Believe it or not. A pastor showed up at our house with a little container of venison only after me and my brother had wolved down half of it did he reveal that he ran it over. Those crazy red necks.
25. Baijiu
No. Though not a big alcohol drinker I’ve had Vodka and Shine. I know not the. Sigh.
24. Hostess Fruit Pie
Yes. Oh the late nights surround by the end caps of Hostess Snack Cakes and Pie taunting me beaconing me to buy one. Evil. Excuse me I’m gonna go buy one now :P
23. Snail
Yes. We use to gather Opei in the ocean. You couldn’t make a meal out of it but they were tasty salt and tough like clams.
22. Lapsang souchong
Yes. My family still regularly eats it with rice it’s a quick easy satisfying meal. My favorite way is like Hum Bow. delicous
21. Bellini
No. Fruity and foofy a chick drink. Only if someone else is buying.
20. Tom yum
No. I love Thai food. I could go for some Tom Kah Gai right now. However I’ve never had this dish…. YET!

19. Eggs Benedict
Yes. Did you know that the Egg Mc muffin is based off of this dish…. Well it is.
18. Pocky
Yes. Whoever invented these things should have been given the noble peace in the category of THE YUM.
17. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant
I’m not sure. After eaten at several posh restaurants in my life but I’m not sure if any live up to a 3 star rating but I’ve enjoy it just the same.
16. Kobe beef
Yes. The Taste? like butta. The price? Like butt. But its worth it.
15. Hare
No. I’ve had rabbit both wild and farm raised usually braise and served in a thick sauce. Transyumtafication.
14. Goulash
Yes. Me+ soup or stew= happy tummy.
13. Flowers
Yes. Depending on its source its can be quite delightful or utterly inedible. Like don’t harvest flower near or around dogs parks. :P BLECK!
12. Horse
No. though I have stepped up to the plate and seen trigger staring back if offered I wouldn’t let the old gray mare go without a decent BBQ or steak sauce :P
11. Criollo
No. This style of cuisine sound like where food is heading a melding of favors taste and culture; I have one thing to say, LET”S EAT. 
10. Spam
Yes. HELLO! HAWAIIAN! Its like Spam capital of the world. I’m surprise they don’t have a spam factory on the island.
9. Soft shell crab
Yes. MMM these lil guys are like ocean sliders deep fried and served with sushi rice makes me all warm and fuzzy outside. Sigh I need a haircut. :P
8. Rose harissa
Yes. I love my spice and have had a wide variety of hot sauces my favorite of all time would probably be Sriracha a.k.a. Rooster Sauce. Bring on the pain.
7. Catfish
Yes. My brother dock swarms with schools of hunger catfish every time his dock light turns on. Still one of my favorite meals fried catfish.
6. Mole poblano
Yes. Tasty but not my favorite.
5. Bagel and lox
Yes. I used to have a bagel for breakfast when I live on Capital Hill yeah those were the days. Ah!
4. Lobster Thermidor
No. Lobster is one of those meals that if I had more money I’d probably have it more often. This particular dish like really really cheesy good.
3. Polenta
Yes. Polenta = Corn Grits. Alton Brown sez so and I agree with him. Its good end of story oh wait 2 more.
2. Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee
No. Expensive Coffee would be fine if its free to me and I’m not gonna drink that coffee made from jungle cat crap.
1. Snake
Yes. Another one of those odd moment where your at someone house and they offer you something that looks like catfish and your gnawing away before being told its snake….. it’s good.
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